"Sure, here's my card."
"But...but...that's a piece of beef jerky!"
"No, it's business card made by laser-engraving my contact info into a piece of beef jerky."
"Oh...I see what you did there!"
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.'Cause that's just what this world needs more of...meat and lasers...
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.